11 Unpleasant Questions

It was not the first AoD-Mail I had received. The first one caught me almost one year back, when I just had arrived in the Essence-Region. They confronted me with the facts of my perforated citizen record and asked me about my point of origin and such things. Due to the fact that I hadn't lied to the Bureau of Internal Affairs when I first applied for my pilot license, I honestly repeated all I had told them about my arrival in New Eden. Which seemed to satisfy their desire for information cause the doors unlocked and the holos vanished immediately after I had finished.

This time it wasn't the Ministry of Internal Affairs. The holo of the CONCORD-Captain, being flanked by two amarrian special ops trooper holos, seemed to be more of a specialized sort, dealing with security and intelligence issues. He projected the interrogation transcript from my first encounter with the amarrian sovereignty:

Nogunata "The Voice" Stevesan was born several thousand years ago during the second Genma-War as the bastardly child of Oda Nobunaga and Jaques "Jean Reno" Blanc the Onlyone. Trained as a beauty queen he travelled as the lead singer of the famous gay band TheVaselines to military encampments of the Resistance during the third Genma-War. Finally to become a hysterical but feared and victorious general who won the mother of all interstellar wars against the clone of his own father, in the forth and last Genma-War. During the last encounters his ship exploded and due to liquid nitrogen in which he was accidentally encapsulated he survived. Wobbling through time and space unnoticed just to crash thousands of centuries later into a ship in the middle of Amarr space.

Now he is back, ready to either become the emperor of the known universe or again a lead singer without talent.... you never know...

"Is that what you stated when you had been asked for your origin, Mister Nogunata?".


I started singing. I feared that my meanwhile untrained and almost rusty voice wouldn't convince these holos that the story is all the truth I can offer. Non the less I tried my very best chanting Believe as it was performed by Disturbed...

Believe – Disturbed

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(Recovered blog-entry from 2009)