"Computer? How do you feel within the Tech-II-shell of our latest acquisition?"
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"Computer?!"
"Excuse me Master. I was busy inspecting the inner plating of the ship."
Somehow that weird Amarr-AI sounds distracted. One day I have to rip off the faceplate of its console and take a deep and investigating look into its crystal core!
"Stop fondling the inner plating of this ship you pervert and start recording!"
"Yes Master. Go ahead. I will do both at the same time."
All right. I hope that this machine love will not result in an erection of the jet-engine's stealth plating growing it so large that we wont make it through any warpgates. Sometimes I wonder if I am the reason that my AI is acting strange more and more the longer we work together. As long as I cant prove myself guilty I just have to live with it if it doesn't bring death to the both of us one day.
That would be a good day for the shipwright I bought this Prorator from as he would be in the position to sell another one. For me it could possibly be just another day with a big headache from cloning and loosing implants if nothing worse comes along beside another big hole in my wallet. And that is exactly the case we bought this shiny new Tech-2-Industrial for. According to the rule - that you unlikely shoot on something you don't even know that it's there - therefore it sounds wise not to be seen while transporting the crown jewels.
The very special plating of this baby and its specialized equipment gives it the ability to warp cloaked. Hidden! Unseen! As long as nothing comes closer to it than 2000 Meters which is quite improbable in open space. And the best part about the Prorator is its basic warp-speed of 9 Astronomical Units per second! I love it. A real blockade-runner with the proud name HMS STEALTHDONKEY.
The investment of round about one hundred million ISK which already contained equipment and rigs almost exceeded the corporation wallet when we bought that ship a few weeks back, but with no losses in any of our transportation endeavours until now - transporting Data Chips worth several millions each ride - it already had made its profit and even saved some flight time.
P.S.: Khimeth's PLEX still hasn't been renewed. Looks like someone really tries to sabotage MIIII before we even get started growing big! I hope that this problem gets solved before laserbeams of wrath come out of her eyes burning down all of the Bleak Lands!
